- From : Lilja Valdis
Choke is rich, pretty, blonde, popular and knows how to talk anyone into doing just about anything..Oh and did I mention undead? When she can't get a trainer to give her a better grade, she and her friend Digem match him up with another trainer to make him happier... and maybe a few undead tips to be better. When a girl survivor named Teeth transfers to Choke's school, she and Digem give her an undead makeover and attempt to find her a boyfriend that is far less decaying in the rest. Choke soon realizes that she wants a boyfriend herself with a more life in him, but no one seems right for the undead diva. She goes through a spiritual makeover and realizes that there's more to life than clothes and popularity and blood before she finds the boy of her dreams alive or dead.
84 years later, a 100 year-old undead woman named Rotten Dewhittle Bucketofblood tells the story to her granddaughter Licky Calves, Broken Love, Lewed Bloodline, Bobbin Blood and Anotherstupid Walkerpun on the Killdysh about her life set in April 10th 1912, on a ship called TiPanic when young Rotten boards the departing ship with the upper-class surviving passengers and her mother, Ruckes DeWhittle Bucketofblood, and her fiancé, Cadaver Horde. Meanwhile, a drifter and artist and walker named Jackthemup Deadson and his best friend Feasto De Rot win third-class tickets to the ship in a game of strip body parts poker. And she explains the whole story from departure until the death of TiPanic on its first and last voyage April 15th, 1912 at 2:20 in the morning.
Forrest Guts is a simple undead man with a low I.Q. but good intentions. He is running through childhood with his best and only friend Jugular. His 'mama-meatbag' teaches him the ways of life and not life and leaves him to choose his destiny. Guts joins the army for service in Vietnam, finding new friends called Deadbeat and BubbaBlowup, he wins medals, creates a famous walker and blood and fishing fleet, inspires people to jog..or limp, starts a ping-pong craze with human eyeballs, creates the smiley, writes bumper stickers with human blood and songs, donates to people parts of her body and meets the undead president several times. However, this is all irrelevant to Guts who can only think of his childhood sweetheart Jugular Cutter, who has messed up her life..or..unlife. Although in the end all he wants to prove is that anyone can love anyone no matter their living status.
In the near future, a computer hacker named Negan discovers that all life on Earth may be nothing more than an elaborate facade created by a malevolent cyber-intelligence , for the purpose of eating us while our life essence is "farmed" to fuel the Bloodtrix's campaign of domination in the "real" undead world. He joins like-minded Rebel Saviors Moarner and Temper in their struggle to overthrow the Bloodtrix.
First Rule of the Walker Club..We don’t talk about the Walker Club. Sorry.
It is Christmas time and the McMelter family is preparing for a vacation in Paris, France. But the youngest in the family named Kellem got into a scuffle with his older brother Beats and was sent to his room which is on the third floor of his rotten house. Then, the next morning, while the rest of the family was in a rush to make it to the airport on time, they completely forgot about Kellem who now has the house all to himself. Being home alone was fun for Kellem, having a pizza all to himself with gut toppings, jumping on his parents' bed, and making a mess with as much blood as he could find. Then, Kellem discovers about two survivor burglars, Harry and Marv, about to rob his rotten brokedown house on Christmas Eve. Kellem acts quickly by wiring his own house with makeshift bloody traps to stop the burglars and to bring them to justice with a few nibbles.
A kind inventor is almost finished piecing together his latest creation when fate prevents him from completing his most important project and he becomes decapatated. Deadward Bloodyhands may seem dangerous, with bloody scissors instead of hands, but when a compassionate Alexandria lady comes calling, it's clear that things are going to be changing for him after having been alone in the large empty mansion with nothing to really eat. What they both don't realize is that the most important change of all won't be found in him but in the residents of the sleepy suburb he will be calling home and a young teenage girl whose eyes will be opened and whose life will change...for the undead!
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