Aspen's Animal Doppelgangers
So, we already know this place can be a bit of damn zoo, am I right? Well, it just so happens that in my spare time around this place (and maybe enjoying a bit of extra free time in the archives *wink wink*), I may have stumbled on some less than flattering photographs of some of you people. I mean, they’re pretty damn hilarious themselves. BUT. and I mean a very fucking big BUTT. It’s so much FUN to compare them to a few choice photos I found of you guys and your animals and just some snapshots from old Discovery Channel booklets and shit. So, without further ado, I bring to you some Animal Doppelgangers. Enjoy that. Relish it. (It’s not as fun as blood, but it’s something)

- From : Aspen Elysium

This couple is obviously a staple around camp nowadays with their new positions and all. You've seen them around before as Camp Heads and now they're cozying up in their new offices, making good use of that 'white out' >:3

 

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Just fucking adorable, right? I'd say they're prairie-doggin' it. But then I get a completely wrong mental image. I'll let you guys look that shit up for yourselves.  


Though they're both cute, eh, person things, today I'm focusing on Fay. It's well known that this guy has a love of animals. While he's always been more of a sort of cat, lizard, farm animal, pretty much anything kind of person, you've never seen him around dogs much. 

 

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Then again, with all that fucking hair, who'd want to take care of a dog, too? All the grooming...and food! We all know he loves food anyways. He may as well be a damn dog, himself. :P Who's a good boy? 


On the subject of farm animals. Cows. This guy or just Guardians in general. What is it with them and cows? Like..PETA died when the world did. And I get we want fresh milk and cheese and all that horseshit (cowshit?) 

 

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But would you look at this shit? You are what you eat, right? Love something so much you become it? I don't know. They say fab-hair. I just think of a glorious cow everytime I see his hair fly in the wind. 


Fay is sort of known for being a bit cozy in his attire for the most part. Like, half the time he may as well be naked? But that also goes back to those rumors in the past of him being a bit of a... well, yknow. (just ask Odessa)

 

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But look at him here, trying to be all fancy and shit. He's tall and lanky and a bit awkward at times. May as well just be a flightless ostrich in a suit. 

 

 


I would be lying if I said that was all the weird shit I could dig up on our new Deputy, Faolan Tierney. But if you really want to see some strange shit, just stick around Town Square long enough and he'll show up. Then you can take even more photos and send them to me >:3 

 

You can see this pretty much everywhere if you know where to look. I mean, it can get pretty monotonous being safe here in the walls, doing lessons. Gotta get your kicks where you can get em right? So if you see anyone around town that resembles one of our livestock or your Aunt Bessie's shorthair chihuahua, then send me a mail with the deets. I'll gladly post that shit in here so we can all get our kicks. I'll be here every Tuesday, so don't miss me too much while I'm gone. 

 

P.S. I like wine. Get on my good side. 

And remember, "Those who slay together, stay together" >:3

(permission given to use images of Fay and his consent for the words)

 

 

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Adam Vimear

Adam Vimear Hehehehehe noice

Margaret Wider

Margaret Wider Haha great post!

Cataleya Dawson

Cataleya Dawson This is so good! Love it :')

Lukrezia Tierney

Lukrezia Tierney This series just cracks me up. Keep it up XD Can't wait for next week! Look at this weirdo this week though hahaha so awesome

Faolan Tierney

Faolan Tierney This is bloody brilliant, I'm laughing so hard xD

Odessa Valyrion

Odessa Valyrion I'm dying... this is the best blogseries every <3 Aspen you funny AF

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